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Welcome to: The Adventures of Fists and Jay!

(It is in a black and white format. A raccoon and a blue jay or walking on a street.)

Fists: The name's Fists. I fight crime with my partner, Jay. Today, me and him are going to find out a mysterious case about a park manager gone missing.

Jay: The name's Jay. I fight crime with my partner, Fists. Me and him are going to find a park manager. Our boss, Donald, is going to give us an assignment and clues.

(The two go inside their workplace, Donald's Detectives.)

Donald: Hello! Do you two want any sugar?!

Fists: No, not really.

Donald: Well, you deserve some for being great detectives!

(Donald gives them "sugar".)

Fists: Uhh......., thanks, Donald?

Donald: Mind if I make myself comfortable?

Fists: Sure, it's your agency.

Donald: Thank you!(Rips his pants off.) Aah!

(Fists and Jay look at each other.)

Donald: That's better! I was starting to chafe! I missed my vibrancy!(Opens window.) Aah! The nice cold breeze! Now It can flap again!

Fists: Can we move on with the case please?!

Donald: Oh, right! Well, at the City's local park, a well known park manager has been gone for quite the while. You two should investigate.

Fists: Sounds interesting. What do you think, Jay?

Jay: It is quite the interesting case. Let's begin.

Fists: Agreed. We will see you later on, Donald!

Donald: I'll give you sugar when you two come back!(Goes up to the window.) It's okay darling, you can breath now! Aah! So cold and refreshing!

(Cut to a park. Fists and Jay are investigating.)

Fists: Hm. Hey, yeti! Have you seen a park manager somewhere around here?!

Skips: Excuse me?

Fists: I'm Fists and this is my partner, Jay. We're detectives. Would you know any managers around here?

Skips: Yes, but he's been lost for weeks. I can't say much after this. If you excuse me, I need to get back to work.

Fists: Can't say much. Suspicious, don't you think, Jay?

Jay: Indeed. Let's investigate more.

(Cut to a trailer. Fists and Jay are speaking to a greenish man and ghost.)

Fists: Hello. Do you know where a missing park manager could be?

Muscle Man: Uh, no bro, and why are you talking like that?

Fists: Don't change the subject! Just tell me where he is!

Muscle Man: Calm down, bro! I have no idea what you're talking about!

Fists: How about you, ghostie?!

Hi Five Ghost: I don't know either! Please don't kill me!

Fists: Okay, you guys are clean. Time to go to the lollipop man!

(Cut to inside Pops's House. Fists and Jay are investigating the lollipop man's office.)

Pops: Hello, boys!

Fists: Hello, lollipop!

Pops: Do any of you want a lollipop?

Fists: Heck no! They could be poisoned!

Pops: What?! Never! I make lollipops for good, not evil!

Fists: Interesting. Do you know any park managers around here?

Pops: Oh, yes, indeed! However, he has been lost for a fortnight. I hope you find him!

Fists: Fists's log. Lollipop man, okay. Let's go, Jay! We have enough information to show Donald!

Jay: Indeed. Let's go.

(Cut to Donald's Detectives.)

Donald: It's good to see you guys again!

(Gives the two "sugar" again.)

Fists: Thanks, Donald. I guess.

Donald: Do you like the breeze in here? My darling sure does.

Fists: Right. Anyway, we got some clues.

Donald: Oh, goodie! Tell me them!

Fists: Well, the most suspicious one was this yeti fellow.

Donald: What about this yeti?

Fists: Well, he said, "I can't say much more" after saying the park manager has been gone.

Donald: That is suspicious. Anything else?

Fists: Not really anything else.

Donald: Keep going. We need more evidence. I'm glad you're trying though! I'll give you sugar again when you come back!

Fists: Uhh-huh!

(The two go back to the park.)

Fists: Hey, yeti!

Skips: What do you want now?!

Fists: We're going to have a little talk!

(Cut to the interior of the garage. It is entirely dark until Fists turns on a light bulb.)

Fists: When did you last see the manager?

Skips: In the house, so?

Fists: Suspicious!

Skips: Look, this isn't getting us anywhere, so can I get back to work?

Fists: We're not done yet!

Skips: Huhhh! Okay.

(Later...)

Fists: What time was it when you last saw the manager?

Skips: How would I know? I don't have a watch.

Fists: Come on! Just confess! You did it!

Skips: No I didn't!

Fists: Come on!

Skips: Okay! I'll admit it!

Fists: Yes!

Skips: I say a person do this to him, but it was too dark to tell who it was!

Fists: Keep going!

Skips: And that's all I remember!

Fists: Hm. That's weird!

(A person knocks Fists and Jay out with a shovel.)

Pops: Good! You two are awake! Now you can see your beloved boss burnt to death by lava!

Donald: You are a bad man! You don't deserve sugar!

Pops: Shut up, "Mr. Crotch!"

Donald: What!? What is he talking about?

Fists: It doesn't matter! Anyway, we need to save Donald!

Pops: Good luck! Lava is quite hard to destroy!

Fists: Oh, is that so? What about water?

Pops: Shoot! Forgot about that!

Fists: Jay, grab the hose!

(Jay gets the hose.)

Pops: Well, it's gonna take more water then that!

Fists: That is why us detectives always have ten gallons of water handy!

Pops: Seriously?! Since when has this been happening?!

Fists: Just last year!

Pops: Well, darn it!

(Fists and Jay save Donald with pouring all of their water in the lava.)

Donald: You two deserve double sugar!

Fists: Later. All right, lollipop man, where's the manager!?

Pops: You're going to have to find out yourself!

Fists: In the closet?

Pops:(To himself.): I knew I shouldn't have picked an obvious place!

(Fists, Jay and Donald find the park manager, Benson, in the closet, wrapped up with duck tape on his mouth.)

Benson:(Muffling.)

(Fists rips off the duck tape.)

Benson: Thank you! Pops you're fired!

Pops: Well, I guess I had it coming.

(Donald handcuffs Pops.)

Donald: You're under arrest for being a baddie, and not accepting my sugar!

Pops: Well, at least I'm old and won't be in jail for long.

Fists: Yeah, yeah! Sob story, sob story!

Donald: Great job, you two! You get triple sugar!

Fists: Uhhh......, that's not really needed.

Donald: Of course it is!

(Donald gives the two a big sugar hug.)

Fists: You're suffocating us!

Donald: Oh, sorry! I'm glad to have employees like you!

Fists: They say the city's tough. But me and Jay are tougher. This case's lesson: never judge a book by it's cover, and always suspect the least likely person to have committed a crime!

Donald: Is my crotch really that noticeable?

Fists: No! Not at all! I can't even see it!

Donald: Good, cause I was worried for a second!

(The End.)

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