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(We begin at The Coffee Shop. Mordecai and Rigby are the coffee shop employees wearing uniforms similiar to Margaret and Eileen, except a male version, while Margaret and Eileen are the customers. They're wearing their casual clothes that they wore in Do Me a Solid and Cruisin'.)

(Margaret and Eileen are at the seats Mordecai and Rigby usually sit.)

Eileen: Ugh, come on, Margaret, just tell him how you feel.

Margaret: Eileen, I'm too nervous. I'm afraid he'll be freaked out or something.

Eileen: Well, I don't really care, so, do whatever you want.

Margaret: Fine.

(Mordecai and Rigby come out.)

Mordecai: Hey, Margaret. What's up?

Margaret: Uhh................ (Thinking): Say something......... (Speaking): The sky. (Facepalms.) (Thinking): Idiot.

Mordecai: Hahahha, good one!

Margaret: (Thinking): Yes! I made him laugh!

Rigby: Uhh.............hi.............Eileen.

Eileen: Whatever. Just give me coffee.

Rigby: On it! I must feed my queen!

Eileen: Yeah, yeah, you do that.

(Mordecai and Rigby go in the kitchen.)

Mordecai: Dude, what do you see in Eileen? She's mean, rude and she obviously doesn't like you.

Rigby: There's just something about her that makes me love her. Maybe It's her lovable hair. Or her clean glasses. Or her cute tail. Or her dress. Or her........

Mordecai: K, dude, I got it.

Rigby: Sorry, It's just something about her............

Mordecai: Well anyway, we should give the girls their food.

Rigby: Right! Can't keep my queen waiting!

Mordecai: Uh huh.............

(The two come out of the kitchen.)

Mordecai: Here you go Margaret. A coffee and a sandwhich.

Margaret: (Holds sandwhich on her chest around her heart; Thinking): I shall never eat this wonderful sandwhich by wonderful Mordecai the blue jay!

Rigby: Uh.......I got you a coffee with 100% caffeine.........a meatball sub, just for you.

Eileen: (Eats meatball sub.): Okay, you can go now.

Rigby: Yes ma'am! (Goes away.)

Eileen: Yutz. (Continues to eat meatball sub.)

(Eileen looks at her watch.)

Eileen: (Sarcastically): What a shame, it looks like we have to go Margaret.

Margaret: Aw..............

Eileen: Well, we have to go, or else Audrey will get mad.

Mordecai: Bye Margaret! See ya later!

(Margaret blushes.)

Rigby: Uh......bye, Eileen! see you......uh...........later.

Eileen: Yeah, yeah.

(Margaret and Eileen go to The Park.)

Audrey: Finally! There you two are! I've been looking for you two all day!

Eileen: Look, we just went to a place to get food. No need to get your hair in a twist.

Audrey: What was that?!

Eileen: Nothing, nothing. (mumbling) Sour butt.

Audrey: Anyway............ where's Starla and Low Five Ghost?

(Starla and LFG are on a cart.)

Starla: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! You know who else hates to work? My dad!

LFG: Haha, good one "Stars"!

(Both high five each other.)

Audrey: It's about time you two!

Starla: Aw! Stop being a negative Nancy, and let us have fun!

Audrey: Stop lolligagging everyone! Right now!

(Everyone calms down.)

Audrey: All right, Mr. Maellard is coming here soon to inspect the house. We need to be as clean as possible.

Eileen: (Blows raspberry.) That old moon guy? His old eyes can't even see.

More to be added later.

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