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  • (Mordecai and Rigby are raking the leaves.)
  • Benson: We don't have all day. Hurry up!
  • (Mordecai and Rigby rake faster.)
  • Rigby: Ugh, he's such a sour butt! Making us do everything! Being the boss must be like Heaven.
  • Benson: What was that, Rigby?
  • Mordecai: Aw man, you're so dead.
  • Rigby: Nothing.
  • Benson: No, you said something. What was it?
  • Rigby: Well..... [mumbling]: I called you a sour butt, said you make us do everything, and being the boss must be like Heaven.
  • Benson: Is that so? Am I a sour butt, make you two do everything, and you think being the boss is like Heaven?
  • (Rigby nods yes.)
  • Benson: Well then, how about this: You become park manager and the sour butt and experience "Heaven" while I will take your place and do everything with Mordecai for a week.
  • Rigby: Whoa........ are you serious?
  • Benson: Yep. Here's the keys to my-your office, your shirt, and your sunglasses.
  • (Benson throws all of the said items to Rigby.)
  • Rigby: Aw yeah-yuh! I'm in charge! I'm in charge! I know working at this lame job would get me somewhere.
  • Mordecai: Uh, Benson......... are you sure what you did was a good idea?
  • Benson: Of course not. You see, Mordecai, he thinks being the boss is all fun and games, but in actuality, it is very difficult. During the time, he will learn what it's like being the boss and how difficult it is.
  • Mordecai: And you'll learn what it's like being a normal worker?
  • Benson: Exactly.
  • Rigby: (Wearing shirt and sunglasses; impersonating Benson): Hey, you two! Get back to work or you're fired!
  • (Mordecai laughs.)
  • Benson: Yes, sir.
  • (Benson and Mordecai rake the leaves.)
  • Rigby: We don't have all day!
  • (Benson and Mordecai hurry up.)
  • Rigby: (laughing): This boss stuff is already awesome. Well, see ya slackers later, I'm going to be in my office.
  • (Rigby gets inside the house and heads into his office.)
  • (Rigby gets in his chair.)
  • Rigby: Uh, this butt groove is awful!
  • (Rigby fixes up the chair.)
  • Rigby: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.......... there we go. This is a groove a one-cheeked person can love.
  • (Rigby looks on his desk.)
  • Rigby: Hm........ to-do list.
  • (Rigby turns Benson's to-do list into a paper airplane.)
  • Rigby: Fly plane fly!
  • (The paper plane hits the ground.)
  • Rigby: Aw. I'll use my computer then.
  • (Rigby turns on his computer.)
  • Rigby: "How to Be a Good Boss"? "How to Be Happy About Being Bald"? "How to Keep A Park Together"? This all sucks!
  • (Rigby notices a video of a normal gumball machine.)
  • Rigby: Aw, sick! Benson, gross! Let's make this a Rigby computer!
  • (Rigby deletes all of the said stuff and starts playing games on the computer.)
  • Rigby: Yeah-yuh! Now this is a computer! Hm............ I wonder what's in these files.......
  • (Rigby opens them, and papers fly everywhere until they fall on the ground.)
  • Rigby: Perfect. Nice and messy.
  • (Rigby notices half-eaten food in a trash can.)
  • Rigby: Dang, Benson's an idiot! Throwing away perfectly delicious, crunchy, messy food!
  • (Rigby eats all the food in the trash can.)
  • Rigby: Mm......... messy.
  • Benson: Rigby, you better not have-. MY OFFICE!
  • Rigby: You mean my office.
  • Benson: It's all unorganized and messy!
  • Rigby: I know! Isn't it perfect?!
  • Benson: You are so dead after the week is up!
  • Rigby: Ah, ah, ah, rule number 77 in the house rules, no threatening to kill people. And let's not forget rule number 47, NO YELLING!
  • Benson: You actually paid attention to me about the house rules?
  • Rigby: Nah, I was just guessing. Anyway, keep up with what you're doing, and you'll be fired before that.
  • Benson: But-.
  • Rigby: No buts or you're fired!
  • Benson: (sigh): Fine.......
  • (Benson slowly walks out of Rigby's office.)
  • Rigby: Gotta keep a close eye on him.
  • (The next day.)
  • Skips: Hey, Benson, I need your-. Rigby?!
  • Rigby: Yes, it's me. What do you want?!
  • Skips: Well, I need your help with something.
  • Rigby: Alright, fine.
  • (Rigby opens a file and throws it.)
  • Skips: Whoa, Rigby, are you okay?!
  • Rigby: Just get back to work or you're fired!
  • Skips: Hm, I sense a disturbance, hm........
  • (Skips goes outside.)
  • Skips: Hey, Benson.
  • Benson: What's up, old man?
  • Skips: Huh? You never called me that before.
  • Benson: Whatever. Be a sour butt all you want.
  • (Benson goes away.)
  • Skips: Something very strange is going on........ and I'm going to find out........
  • (Skips talks to the other park workers besides Rigby and Benson.)
  • Skips: Guys, have you noticed Benson and Rigby have been acting strange since switching jobs?
  • Mordecai: Yeah, I've noticed Rigby has been pretty angry like Benson and Benson's being like Rigby.........
  • Skips: I think we need to do something. It looks like something strange will happen if we're not quick enough.
  • Rigby: What are you all doing?
  • Skips: Uh........
  • Rigby: I knew it! It's about me, isn't it?! Well, I haven't changed at all!
  • (Rigby throws the TV at the wall.)
  • Rigby: (yelling): Stop doing this or you're fired! Got that through your huge, thick brainless skulls?!
  • (They all go outside.)
  • Rigby: Now, get back to work!
  • (Rigby slams the door hard and goes inside.)
  • (Benson walks by.)
  • Benson: Isn't he such a sour butt?
  • (Benson walks away.)
  • Skips: See what I mean?
  • Mordecai: Yeah........
  • Skips: I'm going to look through my books to find out what's happening. In the meantime, we'll just have to deal with it.
  • (The next day.)
  • Rigby: (waking up): Great, another day with imbeciles.
  • (Rigby goes into the bathroom and looks into the mirror.)
  • (Rigby screams.)
  • Rigby: Why am I as tall as Benson?! And where's my sexy tail?!
  • (Cut to Benson, who is also waking up.)
  • Benson: What the?! Why am I so small?! And how come I have a red tail?!
  • (Later. Benson and Rigby are with Skips.)
  • Skips: Oh dear, it's happening faster than I thought.
  • Rigby: What is?! We don't have all day!
  • Skips: You're becoming the other species slowly.
  • Rigby: Pfft, sure. Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to be in my office.
  • (Rigby goes into his office.)
  • Benson: I have the sudden urge to eat out of the garbage.
  • (Benson eats out of the garbage can.)
  • Skips: I tried to tell them.
  • (Cut to Rigby in his office.)
  • Rigby: Why did I make my office so messy?
  • (Rigby puts all of the papers in his files.)
  • Rigby: Paper plane? How childish.
  • (Rigby unfolds his to-do list.)
  • Rigby: There's my to-do list.
  • (Rigby turns on his computer.)
  • Rigby: Why did I delete all of my stuff?
  • (Rigby adds all of Benson's previous things.)
  • Rigby: Good thing I got all of this back instead of childish games.
  • (Cut to Benson. He puts lots of clothes on his trampoline bed.)
  • Benson: Ah, nice and messy.
  • Mordecai: Uh, Benson, I thought you hated being messy.
  • Benson: Are you kidding?! I love being messy! Stop being such a sour butt!
  • Mordecai: Fine!
  • (Later. Benson is still awake.)
  • (He notices half-eaten food in a trash can.)
  • Benson: Hm......... how about a midnight snack?
  • (Benson eats all of the trash in the can.)
  • Benson: Mm....... crunchy and messy.
  • To be continued.