Rigby: Ugh, he's such a sour butt! Making us do everything! Being the boss must be like Heaven.
Benson: What was that, Rigby?
Mordecai: Aw man, you're so dead.
Benson: No, you said something. What was it?
Rigby: Well..... [mumbling]: I called you a sour butt, said you make us do everything, and being the boss must be like Heaven.
Benson: Is that so? Am I a sour butt, make you two do everything, and you think being the boss is like Heaven?
(Rigby nods yes.)
Benson: Well then, how about this: You become park manager and the sour butt and experience "Heaven" while I will take your place and do everything with Mordecai for a week.
Rigby: Whoa........ are you serious?
Benson: Yep. Here's the keys to my-your office, your shirt, and your sunglasses.
(Benson throws all of the said items to Rigby.)
Rigby: Aw yeah-yuh! I'm in charge! I'm in charge! I know working at this lame job would get me somewhere.
Mordecai: Uh, Benson......... are you sure what you did was a good idea?
Benson: Of course not. You see, Mordecai, he thinks being the boss is all fun and games, but in actuality, it is very difficult. During the time, he will learn what it's like being the boss and how difficult it is.
Mordecai: And you'll learn what it's like being a normal worker?
Rigby: (Wearing shirt and sunglasses; impersonating Benson): Hey, you two! Get back to work or you're fired!
Benson: Yes, sir.
(Benson and Mordecai rake the leaves.)
Rigby: We don't have all day!
(Benson and Mordecai hurry up.)
Rigby: (laughing): This boss stuff is already awesome. Well, see ya slackers later, I'm going to be in my office.
(Rigby gets inside the house and heads into his office.)
(Rigby gets in his chair.)
Rigby: Uh, this butt groove is awful!
(Rigby fixes up the chair.)
Rigby: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.......... there we go. This is a groove a one-cheeked person can love.
(Rigby looks on his desk.)
Rigby: Hm........ to-do list.
(Rigby turns Benson's to-do list into a paper airplane.)
Rigby: Fly plane fly!
(The paper plane hits the ground.)
Rigby: Aw. I'll use my computer then.
(Rigby turns on his computer.)
Rigby: "How to Be a Good Boss"? "How to Be Happy About Being Bald"? "How to Keep A Park Together"? This all sucks!
(Rigby notices a video of a normal gumball machine.)
Rigby: Aw, sick! Benson, gross! Let's make this a Rigby computer!
(Rigby deletes all of the said stuff and starts playing games on the computer.)
Rigby: Yeah-yuh! Now this is a computer! Hm............ I wonder what's in these files.......
(Rigby opens them, and papers fly everywhere until they fall on the ground.)