(Margaret and Eileen give the two their ordered meals.)
Margaret: Hey guys.
Mordecai: Uhh........hi, Mordecai!
Eileen: Uh.............hi, Rigby!
Rigby: Yeah, whatever.
(Mordecai and Rigby notice something in Margaret's hand; It says "Pizza Party at Stardust Lanes. At 8 PM.")
Mordecai: Yeeah-yuhhhhhhh! Pizza party! Can we come?
Margaret: Sorry boys, but this pizza party is girls only.
Eileen: No boys allowed.
Mordecai: Aw, what?! Why?!
(Mordecai and Rigby are eating with their mouths open with pizza falling out.)
Mordecai: Yeeah-yuh! Great pizza party! Am I right?
M & E: Huh............
Mordecai: Okay, we might've gone a bit crazy...........
Eileen: A bit?!
Mordecai: Okay, fine, we were loco, but, come on, we've changed! Please?!
Rigby: Yeah, please?!
(Mordecai are on the floor bending their knees and begging with their hands.)
Margaret: Sorry boys, you had your fun, now It's our turn.
Eileen: [jokingly] Hey, you two could dress up as girls or something.
(Margaret and Eileen laugh.)
(Light bulb hovers over Rigby's head.)
Rigby: [snaps finger] That's it!
Mordecai: What is?
Rigby: Come on, follow me!
Mordecai: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Cut to a fashion store. Mordecai and Rigby are trying on clothes in dressing doors.)
Rigby: Man! How do women wear these itchy things known as bra's?! It's giving me a rash! So itchy!
Mordecai: Well, It's the only way to get free pizza.
(Mordecai and Rigby walk out in women's clothing. Mordecai is wearing a blue wig, a blue dress, and blue high heels. The same is for Rigby except brown.)
Rigby: What cup would you say I am?
Mordecai: I don't know dude, let's just get out of here!
(Mordecai and Rigby walk outside.)
Mordecai: Wow, these skirts are awesome!
Rigby: Yeah, the breeze makes me feel guyish again.
Mordeaci: This underwear is not so comfortable though.............
(A man approaches the two.)
Man: Hey, ladies. How was your day?
Mordecai: [clears throat to sound woman like] It's been a nice day.
Man: Very good. But I can make your day much better.
Man: You know what I mean. [winks.]
Mordecai: Uhh, we have to go, right, Regina?
Rigby: [clears throat to sound woman like] That is correct, Marina.
Man: What a shame...........I wanted to grab some-.
(Notices another woman.)
Man: Hey, baby.
Mordecai: That was disturbing.
Rigby: Oh well. Anything for free pizza.
Fanon under construction.