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The sequel to Family Reunion, and also me and Kait's third episode. Enjoy!

KD = Kaitlyn Dunlap and RLP = Rackliffelikespurple

Story

  • RLP-(It's Friday night, and all the park workers are sitting on the couch with bored expressions)
  • KD- Rigby:Ugh, it's so boring!
  • KD-Mordecai: And it's Friday. We shouldn't be sitting around like a bunch of bums.
  • KD-Benson: Hm...... Wait, I think I have an idea.
  • RLP-Mordecai: What is it?
  • RLP-Benson: Remember that family reunion we had last year?
  • RLP-Mordecai: Yeah.
  • RLP-Benson: Well, tomorrow marks the first anniversary since that reunion, and I wouldn't mind doing it yearly.
  • RLP-Mordecai: Yeah, but remember the fight you and your family had and Don kept complaining about his stupid darling?
  • RLP-Benson: Yeah, but we apologized and if Don keeps whining, we'll use some duck tape on his mouth.
  • RLP-Skips: I don't know......... I mean, they're just relatives. Nothing serious.
  • RLP-Benson: Are you serious?! They're everything! And, besides, hopefully this time, we'll be able to get all of them.
  • RLP-Skips: Huh............. I'm gonna go in my garage........
  • RLP-Rigby: What's with him?
  • RLP-(They all shrug)
  • RLP-Benson: Well, the second Park family reunion shall be held Saturday!
  • KD-(Goes to Saturday and decorations are up all around the house and park; the guys wait under a big banner that says 'Welcome Relatives!')
  • KD-Mordecai: What time does this start?
  • KD-Benson: It's gonna start right......
  • KD-(His watch beeps)
  • KD-Benson: Now.
  • KD-(Don's corvette drives up to them and Don jumps out)
  • KD-Don: Mordy! Rigbone! Benny! Hey you guys!
  • KD-Rigby: Hey bro!
  • KD-Benson: Oh hey Don. Hey Mordecai, will you take him inside the house for something?
  • KD-(Benson winks at Mordecai and Mordecai nods)
  • RLP-Don: I have an odd sense of deja vu, but I'll go inside. My darling could use some nice air conditioning.
  • RLP-(They take him inside)
  • RLP-(Later. Don is in a suit)
  • RLP-Don: I hate you guys.
  • RLP-Rigby: We love you too.
  • RLP-Mordecai: Trust me, it's for your own good. You'll look normal, and nobody will need to see that disgusting thing- I mean, special thing, anymore.
  • RLP-Don: Could you at least make a hole so my darling can breathe?
  • RLP-Mordecai: Nope. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
  • RLP-(M & R snicker)
  • RLP-Don: Why am I so gullible?
  • KD-(A minivan comes and Larry, Amy, and Emily come out of it)
  • KD-Amy: Benson!
  • KD-Larry: Hello Son!
  • KD-Emily: Hey Benny Wenny.
  • KD-Benson: Mom! Dad! Emily, DON'T call me that.
  • KD-Emily: What's wrong Benny Wenny?
  • KD-Benson: (Turns red) DON'T CALL ME THAT!
  • KD-Amy: Benson! Don't yell at your sister.
  • KD-Benson: But mom....
  • KD-Amy: No buts. Do you want a time-out?
  • KD-Benson: No....
  • KD-(Rigby snickers, Benson gives him a look and Rigby stops)
  • RLP-Benson: Anyway......... Mordecai's parents should be here soon.
  • RLP-(Malachi and Cecilia arrive)
  • RLP-Mordecai: Mom, dad!
  • RLP-(Mordecai hugs his parents)
  • RLP-Cecilia: Hi sweetie!
  • RLP-Malachi: Oh, hey.
  • RLP-Mordecai: How come you didn't come last time?
  • RLP-Cecilia: Sorry sweetie. We were really busy with bills and all that and we couldn't make it.
  • RLP-Malachi: We went on a plane and drank wine.
  • RLP-Cecilia: Malachi!
  • RLP-Malachi: Honesty is the best policy.
  • KD-Mordecai: Oh well..... I'm glad you came this year. I'm sure you remember Rigby.
  • KD-Rigby: Hey Mordecai's parents.
  • KD-Cecilia: Oh I remember you! You were the one who invited Mordecai to your 6th birthday party.
  • KD-Rigby: Yep, that's me.
  • KD-Malachi: I also remember you. You were the one who replaced my paint with glue so my pictures are forever stuck to my walls.
  • RLP-Rigby: Yep. Did you like the trash I added on it?
  • RLP-Malachi: Yes. It ruined my pictures forever.
  • RLP-Cecilia: (hugs Mordecai) I missed you so much sweetie! I just want to eat you up!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Mom! We're in public!
  • RLP-Malachi: Cecilia, don't embarrass the boy. He's an adult now.
  • RLP-Cecilia: I know but I missed him SO much!
  • RLP-(Mordecai barely gets out of the hug and tries to breathe)
  • KD-Cecilia: Oh, and who are your friends?
  • KD-Mordecai: Mom, dad, this is Skips, Pops, Benson, Thomas, Muscle Man, and Hi Five Ghost.
  • KD-Malachi: Nice to meet you guys.
  • KD-Skips: Nice to meet you too.
  • KD-(A rusty, old truck pulls up; Ghost Muscle Dad and John come out of it)
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Muscle son!
  • KD-Muscle Man: Muscle Dad! How's the Trucker Hall of Fame?
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Pretty good. Even though I have to deal with those other trucker ghosts.
  • KD-John: Hey, where's Muscle Mom?
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Honey, come on!
  • KD-Muscle Mom: Coming!
  • RLP-Mordecai: (whispering in all the guys ears (minus Muscle Man, Muscle Dad and John): I can't imagine how butt ugly she is.
  • RLP-(They all shutter)
  • RLP-(Muscle Mom appears. She is wearing a black dress and high-heels, makeup and is very pretty.)
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: Howdy ya'll!
  • RLP-(All the guys (minus Muscle Man, Muscle Dad and John) droll)
  • RLP-Skips: Is she single?
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: (Slaps Skips) Hello!
  • RLP-Skips: Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: I may be dead, but we're still madly in love! Now stop showing your gums, and be gentlemen!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Uh, Muscle Mom, if you don't mind me asking, how did someone as hot as you get attracted to someone as butt ugly as Muscle Dad?
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: Well, he's a romantic at heart. Right large legs?
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: (blushes) Yeah, well......
  • KD-Rigby: Large legs? (snickers)
  • KD-Muscle Mom: So you're my big man's friends?
  • KD-Muscle Man: Mom, don't try to embarrass me.
  • KD-Muscle Mom:I'm not.
  • KD-Muscle Man: Well these are my fellow groundskeepers Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, and my best bro Hi Five Ghost. This is the newbie Thomas. This is my boss Benson and his boss Pops.
  • RLP-Thomas: Don't call me a newbie!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Shut your sack, Starter Pack!
  • RLP-Benson: (Facepalms)
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: Well, I must say you're all interesting.
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost: I think I'm in love!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Ugh, gross! You're in love with my mom?!
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost: Uh, nothing!
  • RLP-Mordecai: So, uh, who should be coming next, Benson?
  • RLP-Benson: Hm......... I think Mr. Maellard.
  • RLP-Pops: Yay, my papa's coming! But, if only my mother was still with us. (sigh)
  • RLP-(Mr. Maellard comes, with Mrs. Maellard.)
  • RLP-Pops: Papa! MAMA!
  • RLP-(He hugs his parents)
  • RLP-Mr. Maellard: Son! I was at your mother's grave today and told her about the reunion, and she just came out!
  • KD-Mrs. Maellard: Even though I'm dead, I can still see my little boy.
  • KD-Pops: I missed you mama!
  • KD-Mrs. Maellard: I missed you too. So, are these your friends?
  • KD-Pops: Yes they are.
  • KD-Mr. Maellard: And I trust them to behave with my park manager here, Beanton.
  • KD-Benson: It's Benson.
  • KD-Mr. Maellard: Whatever.
  • RLP-Mrs. Maellard: Well, I see you're all interesting looking.
  • RLP-Rigby: How did you die?
  • RLP-Mr. Maellard: It was Lollipop War II in Lolliland, us lollipops battled over how much money we would get in candy factories, and I sadly lost my own precious wife in the war. That's why I have scars everywhere on my face.
  • RLP-Rigby: Oh, I thought you were just a moon.
  • RLP-(Mordecai punches Rigby)
  • RLP-Mrs. Maellard: But let's not talk about the past, let's have a wonderful reunion.
  • RLP-Benson: Hey, where's Don?
  • RLP-(Cut to Don gnawing on the clothes in his darling area)
  • RLP-Don: Come on! Let's rip this monkey suit off and have the best suit ever back on: the birthday suit!
  • RLP-(M & R shrug)
  • RLP-(A ghost comes out of nowhere)
  • RLP-Mordecai: Uncle Steve?!
  • KD-Uncle Steve: Mordy! Wassup nephew?
  • KD-Mordecai: Nothing much. I didn't know you were gonna show up.
  • KD-Uncle Steve: Why? Can't a dead relative come and visit his own family?
  • KD-Mordecai: Well we already have two ghosts, minus the one we work with.
  • KD-Uncle Steve: Well can I go meet these people?
  • KD-Mordecai: Sure. We'll be there in a second.
  • KD-(Uncle Steve leaves and Mordecai and Rigby look at Don who's trying to get the suit off still)
  • KD-Don: Help me get this off, PLEASE!
  • KD-Rigby: Nope. I think you need some duck tape to go with that suit.
  • KD-Don: Duck tape? Oh no...
  • KD-(Goes to later and the suit is taped down with duck tape)
  • KD-Don: I seriously hate you guys now.
  • KD-Rigby: Aw, we love you too Don.
  • RLP-(M & R go away and back to the reunion)
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost: I think my family will be here any minute now.
  • RLP-(Low Five Ghost and Hi Five Ghost's Father come out of the ground)
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost: Dad! Bro! How come you weren't here last time, dad?
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost's Father: Sorry, I went in the wrong direction and went to China.
  • RLP(Shows Hi Five Ghost's Father coming out of the ground and into China)
  • RLP-Hi Five Ghost: Oh.
  • RLP-Mordecai: So, who's next Benson?
  • RLP-Benson: It looks like..........
  • RLP-Skips: (Sighs) I'm gonna go to my garage.
  • RLP-Mordecai: What's up with him lately?
  • RLP-(Benson shrugs)
  • RLP-(Cut to Skips going into his garage, upset)
  • KD-Skips: Curse my immorality. I wish my lover was still here.
  • KD-(A girl ghost walks up to Skips in an old, pink dress and hat)
  • KD-Girl: Walks? Is that really you?
  • KD-Skips: Kicks? It's you! I thought I might never see you again!
  • KD-Kicks: Well, I was just in the Ghost World when I felt sadness and I realized it was you who was sad so I thought I'd come to cheer you up.
  • KD-Skips: I'm so happy to see you again! I've got to show you to my friends!
  • RLP-Kicks: Great! I've got nothing to do, and I want to keep my Walky Rocky happy!
  • RLP-(Skips blushes)
  • RLP-Skips: Let's go.
  • RLP-(They skip to the family reunion)
  • RLP-Skips: Guys, this is my dead girlfriend, Kicks.
  • RLP-Kicks: Hi!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Oh, you're the girl Skips told us about.
  • RLP-Kicks: You still remember me?!
  • RLP-Skips: Of course. I think about you everyday. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't remember you.
  • RLP-(Kicks hugs Skips)
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Okay, okay, love moment over, watch me twirl my shirt!
  • RLP-(Muscle Man takes his shirt off and twirls it)
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: I thought I told you darling to stop doing that!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Mom!
  • KD-Kicks: Oh it's quite alright. Oh I recognize you from the Ghost World too!
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Oh I've seen you around too. But I've mostly been at the Trucker Hall of Fame.
  • KD-Kicks: Trucker Hall of Fame? What is that?
  • KD-Skips: Oh, Muscle Dad, I forgot to tell you but she's from the 1800's so she doesn't quite understand stuff like you do like truckers for example.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Oh, sorry miss. A trucker is a person who drive a big truck.
  • KD-Kicks: Drive? Truck?
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Never mind.
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: What are you doing over there, large legs? Flirting?
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: No, no, no, no, no! Not at all!
  • RLP-Kicks: Oh, not at all! We were just friendly talking about the Ghost World.
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: You better have! Now, Mitchy, put your shirt back on! Big boys wear shirts!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Mom, stop! You're embarrassing me!
  • RLP-Benson: Oh boy........ could this get any worse?
  • RLP-(Starla's scooter appears with Starla, Rose and Herb on it, and the scooter breaks down when they arrive)
  • RLP-Starla: Meh, Nothing tires and a little elbow-grease can't fix.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Starla!
  • RLP-Starla: Mitch!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: What are you doing here?!
  • RLP-Starla: Well, I heard there was a family reunion coming, and since me and my parents had nothing to do today, we decided to join in!
  • KD-Muscle Man: Sweet! Hey Muscle Dad and Muscle Mom, you know Herb and Rose right?
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Oh, the Gutsmendoders. Nice to see you again.
  • KD-Herb: Hey Muscle Dad. Heard about you dying, sorry about that unfortunate bear accident.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: It's fine. I really did think it was a cop in a costume until the bear roared and attacked me.
  • RLP-Starla: I missed you babe!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Me too!
  • RP-(They're about to tongue kiss, but are interrupted)
  • RLP-Mordecai: Please do it in a room! I still have nightmares about it.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Ugh, fine! You'll never understand real love with an attitude like that!
  • RLP-(Muscle Man carries Starla and they go into the house)
  • KD-Mordecai: Is there anyone left?
  • KD-Benson: Hm... I don't think so.
  • KD-(Margaret drives up and gets out)
  • KD-Margaret: Mordecai!
  • KD-Mordecai: Margaret! I didn't know you were coming!
  • KD-Margaret: Well I heard there was a family reunion and I thought you would like to meet my parents. Mom, Dad, come over here.
  • KD-(Margaret's parents come out of her car and walk up to them)
  • RLP-Margaret's Father: Ah, you're the guy our daughter's been talkin' about! I'm Mark!
  • RLP-Margaret's Mother: And I'm Mary.
  • RLP-Mordecai: (Sweating) Uh, nice to meet you too.
  • RLP-Margaret: Oh yeah! John, you can come out now!
  • RLP-John: Hey dudes!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Oh............. I remember you. I thought you and Margaret were marrying.
  • RLP-John: Oh, no! I'm just her cous is all!
  • RLP-(John gives Margaret a noggie and she chuckles)
  • RLP-John Sorrenstein: Wait, his name's John too?!
  • RLP-John (cousin): Whoa, another John...........
  • RLP-(It starts raining)
  • RLP-Benson: Well, since it's raining suddenly, we have all the relatives, hopefully, let's get inside and continue the reunion.
  • RLP-(They all walk inside.)
  • KD-(Scene goes to them in the house; some people are sitting watching TV, others are talking, and Benson is on the stairs)
  • KD-Benson: Attention everyone! Sorry about this unexpected delay. The weather station said it was gonna be sunny today but I guess that changed.
  • KD-Emily: (Sarcastic) Oh wow, how interesting.
  • KD-Benson: Zip it. Anyway, the family reunion will still be on hopefully until the rain stops. If it begins getting severe, then we can re-schedule for another time.
  • RLP-Don: Please not be another time!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Pss, Don.
  • RLP-Don: What do you want?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: I know a way for you to get outta that suit.
  • RLP-Don: Really?! How?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: I used this trick on my mom if she always made me wear a shirt or spoiled my nude parties. Come on.
  • RLP-(They head to the garage so nobody knows)
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Alright, you ready to know?
  • RLP-Don: Yes!!!!! I gotta go REAL bad and I can't give sugar in this monkey suit!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Cool your jets bro! Now, first, take a deep breath.
  • RLP-Don: (breathes deeply): Now what?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Now, scarf down all the junk food you can eat and drink multiple energy drinks!
  • RLP-Don: But..... those are extremely unhealthy and I'm very crazy when I eat unhealthy things.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: YOU WANT A NUDE PARTY OR NOT?
  • RLP-Don: *Sighs* I'm so going to regret this....... *Eats lots of junk food and scarfs down all the energy drinks* Hm, tangy. Hey...... *moves muscles, rips shirt off* Whooooooo! *gets sharp teeth and sugar-like eyes* Where's the rest?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Oh no, bro!
  • RLP-(Don runs around crazily)
  • KD-Muscle Man: (gets back to house breathless)
  • KD-Rigby: Where did you go? And where's Don?
  • KD-Muscle Man: Um.....
  • KD-(Don runs into the living room; Cecilia screams and Don grabs Muscle Man and shakes him)
  • KD-Don: WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?! I NEED THESE PANTS OFF!
  • KD-Muscle Man: Just take them off!
  • KD-Don: I need more sugar!
  • KD-(Don eats a whole table with junk food on top)
  • KD-Benson: Don! Muscle Man, what did you do to him?!
  • KD-Muscle Man: I told him to have a lot of sugar to take his suit off and have a nude party....
  • KD-Benson: You what?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Don't get mad! I didn't know he was like this when he had sugar!
  • RLP-Benson: Well when does this wear off?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: In about *holds fingers up* ......three hours........ most of the time.
  • RLP-Benson: MOST OF THE TIME?!
  • RLP-Don: (gets pants off): Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Now I can enjoy mah sugar nice and natural! *throws sugar everywhere* It's a winter wonder land now! *energy drinks drip on the floor* Now it's raining!
  • RLP-Benson: (extremely angry, whispering): I am going to cut your paycheck CONSIDERABLY if you don't do anything!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Yes sir!
  • RLP-Emily: I think he's had too much sugar.
  • RLP-Benson: YA THINK?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Alright, I took care of 'em.
  • RLP-Benson: Where did you put him?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: In the guest room. I locked him.
  • RLP-Benson: Good.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Will I get a higher salary?
  • RLP-Benson: No chance.
  • RLP-(Don is locked in the closet of the guest room)
  • RLP-Don: (to himself): I'll get my sugar back........ and my darling will be energized to the max too! I'll show 'em!
  • RLP-(cut to Benson)
  • RLP-Benson: *rings bell* Alright everyone, dinner time.
  • KD-(Everyone gets a paper plate with food and plastic cups)
  • KD-Emily: You guys seem very fancy.
  • KD-Benson: This or eat off the floor.
  • KD-Emily: Fine.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: This reminds me of when Muscle Man and John were little kids. We would eat our dinner on paper plates or TV dinners and watch cop shows.
  • KD-Muscle Mom: I loved that show, Police. Especially since you were on there once.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: How was I supposed to know that watch was stolen?
  • KD-Muscle Mom: A guy in a black hoodie and a burglar mask gave it to you. You don't find that suspicious?
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Nope.
  • KD-(Some of the guys stare at Muscle Mom)
  • KD-Muscle Mom: Guys, stop staring at me. I'm trying to eat.
  • KD-Malachi: Oh just ignore us. You will barely know we're here.
  • KD-Cecilia: Malachi! (Slaps him)
  • KD-Malachi: What? Hey, if you didn't wear that bandana and wore better makeup, I would stare at you all the time.
  • KD-Mordecai: Hey guys, let's watch some TV!
  • KD-(Turns TV on to stop the fighting)
  • RLP-TV Announcer: Welcome to Family Problems, the show that documents families fighting.......... 24/7 baby!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Why did I see that coming?
  • RLP-Larry: Ew, why is there white stuff all over my food?
  • RLP-Amy: Don't you dare eat that salt, your heart is bad as it is!
  • RLP-Emily: His heart.......?
  • RLP-Benson: Dad has a heart problem?
  • RLP-Larry: Great job Amy, now the kids know!
  • RLP-Amy: Well we couldn't hide it forever!
  • RLP-Cecilia: How about we make things better with....... Morde Wordie's entire life through pictures!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Mooooooooom!
  • RLP-Malachi: This is why I wanted to go out.
  • RLP-Mordecai: Mom, how about you show them later?
  • RLP-Cecilia: At dessert? Great idea!
  • RLP-(Mordecai facepalms)
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: How's your dinner, beautiful? *looking at finger* sees it's Kicks* WHOOPS!
  • RLP-Skips: Ahem!
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: What did you just say?
  • RLP-Muscle Dad: It was an accident.
  • RLP-Muscle Mom: We're takin' this upstairs. Excuse us.
  • RLP-(They go upstairs, and bicker, making everyone uncomfortable, they are in the same room Don is locked in the guest room in the closet
  • KD-Don: SUGAR!
  • KD-(Muscle Dad and Muscle Mom are heard screaming; Scene goes to Benson who looks scared)
  • KD-Benson: Heh, how about we play some games. Let's do charades. Anyone wanna go first?
  • KD-Mordecai: Oh, I got this.
  • KD-(Mordecai puts 2 fingers up)
  • KD-Rigby: 2 words. (Mordecai puts one finger up then pretends to be looking at the sky)
  • KD-Rigby: Clouds!
  • KD-Skips: The sun!
  • KD-Pops: The moon!
  • KD-(Mordecai shakes his head no)
  • KD-Benson: Star?
  • KD-(Mordecai nods then pretends to throw a grenade)
  • KD-Rigby: Grenade?
  • KD-Skips: Fighting?
  • KD-Emily: Wow you guys are terrible. It's Star Wars.
  • KD-Benson: Since when do you watch Sci-Fi movies?
  • KD-Emily: Ever since I was a kid.
  • KD-(Muscle Dad and Muscle Mom come down the stairs with their clothes slightly torn and their hair is messy)
  • KD-Rigby: What happened?
  • KD-Muscle Mom: Went in the guest room by accident. Barely locked the door before he got out.
  • RLP-Starla: Hey, let's ditch this lame game and have some more dinner.
  • RLP-Benson: I'm stuffed.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Yeah, screw this game, me and Starla are gonna eat!
  • RLP-(They eat, getting the same spaghetti string)
  • RLP-Starla: I have a feeling this has been done before.
  • RLP-(They slowly get the string, and kiss, grossly making out on the table, making it break)
  • RLP-Benson: Here comes the migraine.
  • RLP-(Don escapes)
  • RLP-Don: Ah, I'm free! Let me do a dance!
  • RLP-(does pushups, stretching out his legs, and shaking his tail; Everyone covers their mouths)
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Ew, bro! And I thought our kissing was disgusting!
  • RLP-Starla: What?!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Uh..... nothing!
  • RLP-Don: Come on Rigby, join me, be the free raccoon you are!
  • RLP-Rigby: You're right........... *rips off clothes* Ah yeah, the one cheek can breathe.
  • RLP-(The two make a mess of of the dining room)
  • RLP-Benson: (puking gumballs): Don, I know a place for you to be.........
  • RLP-(Locks door with many locks and puts him in a bubble)
  • RLP-Don: I....... hate........... you.
  • RLP-Benson: Too bad. *locks it*
  • KD-Emily: Can I leave now?
  • KD-Benson: It's still pouring outside.
  • KD-(Lightning strikes and the lights go out; only eyes are seen)
  • KD-Benson: Just what I need.
  • KD-Muscle Man: *zipper is heard* WHOO! Time to party!
  • KD-Benson: Muscle Man!
  • KD-Muscle Man: It isn't a nude party?
  • KD-Benson: Do you want to be fired?
  • KD-Muscle Man: No sir.
  • KD-Benson: Then put your clothes back on, and hurry before the lights come back on.
  • KD-(Skips lights candles)
  • KD-Skips: At least we have all these candles.
  • KD-Amy: Ugh, what is that smell?
  • KD-Skips: Let me check the candles. Moth ball scented?!
  • KD-Larry: Who makes moth ball candles?
  • KD-Rigby: The trash candles smell better.
  • KD-(Everyone looks at him)
  • KD-Rigby: Yes, they have trash candles. So what?
  • RLP-Benson: Well, let's try to think up some non-electric related activities..... 'cause I can't think of any.
  • RLP-Skips: Maybe a board game.
  • RLP-Emily: If you want to die of boredom. IT EVEN HAS "BORED" IN THE NAME!
  • RLP-Benson: You keep up with that lip, you won't be part of the activities.
  • RLP-Emily: Good.
  • RLP-Benson: .........Anyway, let's go to the closet.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Hey, Rigby.
  • RLP-Rigby: What?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Remember when I zipped my clothes off?
  • RLP-Rigby: Sadly. You got them on, right?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Well, I know how risky it is, but......... I'm NAKED!
  • RLP-Rigby: WHAT?!
  • RLP-(Muscle Man covers his mouth)
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Dude, shut up! We can't let anybody find out.
  • RLP-Benson (voice only): I hear a couple people not following......
  • RLP-Muscle Man: See?
  • RLP-(They run)
  • RLP-Rigby: But, dude, why?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: I just wanted a nude party! Besides............ my butt feels kinda good without clothes.
  • RLP-Rigby: Gross! I mean, I'm naked all the time with my darling one cheek, but I'm sexy, you're not!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Whatever, bro. Wait until Starla finds out and you'll get jealous.
  • RLP-Rigby: In your dreams.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: She'll love it!
  • RLP-(Muscle Man chuckles, and walks away from Rigby)
  • KD-Mordecai: OUCH!
  • KD-Cecilia: Morde! Are you okay?
  • KD-Mordecai: I'm fine Mom. I just stubbed my toe on something.
  • KD-Cecilia: My poor baby. Here, let me kiss it for you.
  • KD-(Cecilia kisses his toe and Mordecai blushes)
  • KD-Mordecai: Mom, stop.
  • KD-Cecilia: Are you better now?
  • KD-Mordecai: Yeah, I've been fine.
  • KD-Cecilia: Good.
  • RLP-Malachi: Stop it, you're making the boy a coward!
  • RLP-Mordecai: ..........A what?
  • RLP-Malachi: I..... I didn't mean you ARE one......... just........
  • RLP-Mordecai: No, I've had ENOUGH of you two. You are my parents, and I have no choice but to love you; but, I do have a choice to say my thoughts on you two; mom, grow up; I'm not a baby anymore and I'm an adult, I can take care of myself; you always embarrass me! And you, dad, you've always been a jerk to me and just insulted me. I'm just........ ugh..... I need to be alone.
  • RLP-(Walks in his room)
  • RLP-Benson: Well, uh....... how's the weather been?
  • RLP-Emily: Pretty sure we know already.
  • RLP-Benson: Emily, I swear, if you can't get along with me, you're OUT of the activities! This is your last chance.
  • RLP-Emily: Whatever.
  • RLP-Benson: That's it!
  • RLP-Amy: Benson!
  • RLP-Benson: No, I mean it this time!
  • RLP-Amy: But Benson.......
  • RLP-Benson: Stay out of it!
  • RLP-Larry: I can't believe my ears.
  • RLP-Benson: Emily, go in the corner, and have your little fun. Hope you're happy.
  • RLP-Emily: Fine. I'll just be out in the damp weather in the car.
  • RLP-(walks outside, fake coughing, closes door)
  • KD-Larry: Benson. In the kitchen. NOW.
  • KD-(Benson and Larry go into the kitchen)
  • KD-Larry: Benson, what was that about?
  • KD-Benson: What?
  • KD-Larry: You yelling at Emily and Amy! I know it's been kinda tense here but still no need for you to yell at your family!
  • KD-Benson: It's not my fault Emily is a brat!
  • KD-Larry: Benson, don’t you ever talk about your family like that.
  • KD-Benson: You always think you're the boss of everything!
  • KD-Larry: Well excuse me, I have had to take care of me and 3 other people, pay the bills, barely pay for food on the table, and THIS is how you treat us?! I can't believe I call you my son.
  • KD-(Larry walks into the living room)
  • KD-Benson: Get back here!
  • KD-(Benson follows him)
  • KD-Larry: Amy, we're going home!
  • KD-Amy: Sweetheart.
  • KD-Larry: I said we're going home, now.
  • KD-Amy: But the family reunion-
  • KD-Larry: I don't care. Let's get out of here.
  • KD-Benson: Fine, go! You'll miss all the fun we'll have
  • RLP-(The car is heard driving away)
  • RLP-All (except Benson): Fun?
  • RLP-Benson: Hey, come on now, just because one family left doesn't mean we still can't have fun.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: He's right....... oh Starla.........
  • RLP-Starla: Yeah Mitch?
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Take a look at this.
  • RLP-(cut to Starla, with her eyes growing big like in Bald Spot)
  • RLP-Starla: But, won't you get in tro-.
  • RLP-Muscle Man: I'm riskin' it baby. All for you.
  • RLP-Benson: I hear two people who should listen to Benson............
  • RLP-Starla: Mitch, it's too risky......
  • RLP-(The lights are back on)
  • RLP-Benson: Ooh, something finally good. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
  • RLP-All (besides Muscle Man and Starla): What?
  • RLP-Benson: Don't look at Muscle Man........
  • RLP-All: EWWWWWWWWW!
  • RLP-Rigby: Heh heh, I warned 'em, you can only do it if you're sexy, right one cheek?
  • RLP-Benson: That's it, Muscle Man! You're f........... hm......... actually....... you're out of the activities!
  • RLP-Muscle Man: Whatever bro, I got a lady.
  • RLP-Starla: Yeah, this is lame, we're gonna go.
  • RLP-(The two leave, with Starla's scooter)
  • KD-Muscle Mom: Oh dear.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Honey, it's alright. I still have you and John.
  • KD-Muscle Mom: Alright? Our son was just naked and left!
  • KD-Rose: That's not like Starla to just leave like that.
  • KD-Muscle Dad: Hey, he's been known to leave his door open for when he goes.
  • KD-Herb: Sick!
  • KD-Rose: I'm leaving also.
  • KD-(Rose and Herb leave)
  • KD-Muscle Mom: See? Now we're causing people to leave!
  • KD-Muscle Dad: It's not my fault! It's Mitch's fault!
  • KD-Muscle Mom: It's not his fault! It's yours!
  • KD-(They argue and go upstairs to continue it)
  • RLP-Rigby: This is actually fun! (laughs)
  • RLP-Skips: Ssh!
  • RLP-Kicks: Skips, I am quite sorry, but we only have limited time until we need to go back to the underworld. Farewell, and know I'll be there if you need me! *Disappears*
  • RLP-Uncle Steve: Don't let what Mordy said get to you. He was probably just stressed.
  • RLP-Cecilia: Uh huh. Malachi, let's take a break outside. I want some fresh air. We're not leaving though.
  • RLP-Malachi: Darn!
  • RLP-(Cecilia grabs him by the neck)
  • RLP-Uncle Steve: Darn, same thing that happened to Kicks is happening to me! See ya on the flipside!
  • RLP-(Uncle Steve disappears)
  • RLP-Rigby: I love how everyone's dropping like flies!
  • RLP-(Skips hits Rigby in the arm)
  • RLP-Rigby: Ow!
  • RLP-Skips: I'm gonna go sob in my garage.
  • RLP-(Skips skips away)
  • RLP-Benson: So, uh, who's left?
  • KD-Mordecai: Um..... My family left, insane Don is in the other room, your family left, Kicks left, Muscle Man's family left, so....no one basically.
  • KD-Benson: (sighs and sits down) What have I done?
  • KD-Rigby: Made most of the people leave because of this.
  • KD-Benson: Are you trying to make me feel better or fire you?
  • KD-Rigby: I'll shut up.
  • KD-Benson: Well, this was a disaster again. I'm going home.
  • RLP-(Benson leaves, trying not to cry about what he has done)
  • RLP-Margaret: Mordecai! I finally got a chance to talk to you!
  • RLP-Mordecai: Oh, hi! I forgot about you.
  • RLP-Margaret: You mean because I wasn't talking?
  • RLP-Mordecai: Uh, yeah, that!
  • RLP-Margaret: (chuckles): Yeah. My parents wouldn't stop talking! I finally just convinced them to leave. But I wanted to ask........ can I sleep in your room?
  • RLP-Mordecai: With me?
  • RLP-Margaret: (chuckles): We're not that far yet. I meant on the floor. Oh yeah, I hope you don't mind, John wanted to stay in there too.
  • RLP-Mordecai: Muscle Man's brother?!
  • RLP-Margaret: No silly! He left a while ago. I mean my COUSIN.
  • RLP-Mordecai: Oh, your cousin. That's better........... (under breath) I guess.
  • RLP-Margaret: Cool! See ya soon!
  • RLP-(Margaret goes to do her own thing)
  • To be continued.

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